penguinize: my favorite thing to do is flirt with people I have no chance with
breadstiks: it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram
ursorum: im trying not to judge books by their covers but
fruitpunchg: “ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
aegean-sea: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS
macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
lynzave: my dad used to have an ear piercing in the eighties and someone asked him “does it make you gay if your piercing is on the right side or the left” and he replied “it makes you gay if you love cock”
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
darrynek: hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder this bitch killed my vibe
not texting back is only okay when i do it
Anonymous asked: 16, 22, 29?
Anonymous asked: 3 & 5?
thatfatblackguy asked: 5,11, 14, 23, 26
naughty asks ;)
1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?
leonmcgann: its weird how google became a synonym for search
slenclerman: yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
amifutami: what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
punkmonksteven: Tonight is just one of those nights where I feel like cuddling and watching Netflix all night. There’s no need for anything else but that.
jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart thanks
railroadsoftware: nosdrinker: oppa spongebob style thank god that tumblr has allowed me to email this post to all of my family members