May 2013
fishnethousepet:
*angelic singing*
I think I’ve finally found a solid weed hook up <3
wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
: I find it very sad that people can’t look each... →
hooplahumor:
I find it very sad that people can’t look each other in the face in public and say a simple “hello.” So what I’ve been doing lately is, every person I walk by or come across I say out loud “hello,” nod my head, and give a slight smile. And sometimes, I won’t lie, it feels amazing. You’ll see this…
horsefricker:
in a moody to see a booty
wartortles:
if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it
whorville:
*proofreads my sexts*
being happy is such a fucking struggleeeeeeeee
iwilleatyourenglish:
iwilleatyourenglish:
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
i just wanna be in love again
pizza:
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
cheeky-jackharries:
avatar-rokuu:
veryscarytwist:
how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS
AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS
AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS
crispyweave:
do she got a booty?
she dooooooooooooooo
